A Redneck Will Never Say...
- Duct tape won't fix that.
- Wrasslin's fake.
- No kids in the back of the pick-up,
it's not safe.
- Lisa Marie was lucky to catch
- We don't keep firearms in this
- Has anybody seen the sideburn
- You can't feed that to the dog.
- I thought Graceland was tacky.
- "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000,
- Honey, did you mail that donation
- We're vegetarians.
- Do you think my hair is too big?
- I'll have grapefruit instead of
biscuits and gravy.
- Honey, these bonsai trees need
- Who's Richard Petty?
- Give me the small bag of pork
- Deer heads detract from the decor.
- Spitting is such a nasty habit.
- I just couldn't find a thing at
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- Cappuccino tastes better than
- The tires on that truck are too
- Actually, unsweetened tea tastes
- Would you like your fish poached or
- My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered
- I've got two cases of Zima for the
- Little Debbie snack cakes have too
many fat grams.
- She's too old to be wearing that
- Those shorts ought to be a little
- Does the salad bar have bean
- Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw"
that we haven't seen.
- I don't have a favorite college
- Be sure to bring my salad dressing
on the side.
- I believe you cooked those green
beans too long.
- Elvis who?
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