Fun Things to Do at the Big Variety Store  Back to Lists     Back Home

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they're not looking.

*  Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at five minute intervals.

*  Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.

*  Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code Three in house wares," and see what happens.

*  Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

*  Move a "Caution- Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.

*  Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them inside if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

*  When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me ALONE?"

*  Look straight into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

*  While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

*  Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

*  In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

*  Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick ME! Pick ME!"

*  When an announcement comes over the PA system, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO!  It's those VOICES again!"

*  And finally...go into a fitting room a yell really loudly, "HEY!  We're out of toilet paper in here!!"

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