Three Men on a Hike          Back to Man vs. Woman / Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came  upon a large  raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side,

the   first man  prayed:
'God, please give me the strength

to cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong  legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost  drowned twice.

After witnessing that,

the second man prayed:  

'God, please give me strength and

the tools to cross the river'  

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
  was able

to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men,  the third man prayed:

'God,please give me the strength, the tools  

and the intelligence to cross the   river'

Poof! .. He was  turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
  hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN

WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH

AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE  IT!

(Now this is my favorite part.......)
'If at first you don't succeed,

do it the way your wife told you!'

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