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A young man married a beautiful woman who had

 previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding

 night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;

 I'm still a virgin."


 


"What ?" said the puzzled groom.


  "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

 
 


"Well, husband
#1 was a  Sales Representative; he kept

 telling me how great it was going to be.

 
 


"Husband #2 was in
Software Services; he was never

really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said

 he'd look into it and get back with me.



"Husband #3 was from
Field Services; he said that

 everything checked out diagnostically but he just

 couldn't get the system up.


 


"
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he

 knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would

 be able to deliver.



"Husband #5 was an
Engineer; he understood the basic

 process but he wanted three years to research

, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

 method.



"Husband #6 was from
Administration; he thought he knew

 how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

 

"Husband #7 was in
Marketing; although he had a product,

 he was never sure how to position it.



"Husband #8 was a
Psychiatrist; all he did was talk

 about it.



"Husband #9 was a
Gynecologist; all he did was look at

 it.


.
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did

 was............  God I miss him !!.

 
.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".


"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why ?



  "You're with the
" GOVERNMENT "

. .
  This time
I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

 

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